Dear mouth breathers at Direct TV’s ad agency- Your puppet commercials are not only creepy but they are less funny than the total opposite of funny. They incite fits of rage in my house every time they are on, and … Continue reading
Dandelions are the weed we give a stay of execution to so that we can postpone weeding until they turn into those adorable fluffy white lollipops that are destined to suffer their dramatic explosive slo-motion death of Oliver Stone proportions. There is … Continue reading
I am a huge sports fan, but Soccer? Well..not so much. I grew up in the heart of the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles where weekend games were played on every open patch of grass that was not already occupied … Continue reading
“Run, run, run away, no sense of time…” – Runaway, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Quick somebody unfollow or get another person to follow me before I step on a sidewalk crack or break a mirrored disco ball or whatever the superstitions say.
I’m not a good flyer…there, I’ve said it. Flying blows, and yet I get myself to do it several times a year through a series of ritualistic OCD behaviors I have developed that to allow me to survive the process without actually jumping from the … Continue reading